This is it, holidays have finally arrived and there’s nothing I can do to stop them. For me, these joyous two weeks of freedom provide constant boredom and lack of communication to the outside world. Plus the fact that I never actually do anything and my other sisters are never home, my dad’s always at work so it’s up to my mum and me to pass these treacherous two weeks. That never goes well. For instance, on the rare occasion that my dad was home and my mum was out, I decided that playing Monopoly was the way to spend five hours of my time. The fact that by the end of the game he owned every street, every house, every hotel, and I was drug dealing and smuggling just to get by seems a fitting description of how these holidays never seem to go to plan. So, a dusting of my camera seemed in order and Mickey seemed happy to let me take photo’s of him. When he wasn’t licking his balls, that is.
It appears that after about half an hour of him ignoring me, I finally managed to wear him out.